{"id":5604,"date":"2013-03-14T22:25:08","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T20:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/?p=5604"},"modified":"2013-03-14T23:29:42","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T21:29:42","slug":"kro-des-nouvelles-de-calcifer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/2013\/03\/14\/kro-des-nouvelles-de-calcifer\/","title":{"rendered":"Kro sur l&rsquo;\u00e9ducation des chats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"cat-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cat-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" width=\"454\" height=\"318\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ca, c\u2019est un chat qui dit : \u00ab\u00a0Regardez, je suis trop mignon pour \u00eatre grond\u00e9, je suis une peluche, je suis le plus gentil de tous les chats\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">En tant qu\u2019humain responsable de l\u2019\u00e9ducation de cette bestiole, \u00eates-vous dupe ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dvd-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/dvd-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" width=\"436\" height=\"322\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Sur cette image par exemple : ce chat est parfaitement sage. Que fait-il ? Non, il ne regarde pas la t\u00e9l\u00e9. Il sait que le lecteur de DVD va s\u2019ouvrir et r\u00eave de le chopper.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"cat2-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cat2-2013-03-14-21-25.png\" width=\"341\" height=\"483\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Vous avez vu comme il a grandi ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Comment faire pour mettre du plomb dans la cervelle d\u2019un jeune minet ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Le renforcement positif, c\u2019est facile :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5607\" alt=\"Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Whiskas-Temptations-with-Chicken-and-Cheese-154662.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Et pour dire non :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Pistolet \u00e0 eau ? non, il aime l\u2019eau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Pantoufle ? non, il joue avec.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Coussin ? voir \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0pantoufle\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5608\" alt=\"bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bombe-a-air-sec-125-ml.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">La solution, la voil\u00e0 : la bombe \u00e0 air comprim\u00e9 qui fait pschittt<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">La prendre en main fait qu\u2019il commence d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e0 filer doux.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">L\u2019arme ultime :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"bilbo-hobbit-film-bofur-oin-2013-03-14-21-25.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/bilbo-hobbit-film-bofur-oin-2013-03-14-21-25.jpg\" width=\"399\" height=\"266\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/LrxLomHSp_4\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/LrxLomHSp_4<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">La chanson des Nains dans Bilbo le Hobbit<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ya beaucoup de basses, \u00e7a le fait flipper. Il va se r\u00e9fugier en haut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca, c\u2019est un chat qui dit : \u00ab\u00a0Regardez, je suis trop mignon pour \u00eatre grond\u00e9, je suis une peluche, je suis le plus gentil de tous les chats\u00a0\u00bb. En tant qu\u2019humain responsable de l\u2019\u00e9ducation de cette bestiole, \u00eates-vous dupe ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5604"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5612,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5604\/revisions\/5612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/finis_africae\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}