{"id":12992,"date":"2012-04-20T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=12992"},"modified":"2012-04-20T20:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T19:01:00","slug":"cest-quoi-cette-nouvelle-bouteille-de-lait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2012\/04\/20\/cest-quoi-cette-nouvelle-bouteille-de-lait\/","title":{"rendered":"C’est quoi cette nouvelle bouteille de lait ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’est dingue l’importance de la place qu’occupe d\u00e9sormais internet dans nos vies quotidiennes ! Jugez en plut\u00f4t par cet \u00e9change entre une petite fille et sa m\u00e8re ayant r\u00e9cemment accouch\u00e9 :<\/p>\n

La petite fille (sept ans) : \u00ab\u00a0Maman, comment tu as fait mon petit fr\u00e8re ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>
\nLa m\u00e8re… n’a pas eu le temps de trouver quoi lui r\u00e9pondre, car la gamine a aussit\u00f4t ajout\u00e9 : \u00ab\u00a0Je sais : papa et toi vous avez achet\u00e9 une graine de b\u00e9b\u00e9 sur internet et tu es all\u00e9e \u00e0 l’h\u00f4pital pour qu’on te la mette dans le ventre !\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>
\n(les citations ne sont pas garanties exactes \u00e0 100 %, mais l’essentiel y est)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C’est dingue l’importance de la place qu’occupe d\u00e9sormais internet dans nos vies quotidiennes ! Jugez en plut\u00f4t par cet \u00e9change entre une petite fille et sa m\u00e8re ayant r\u00e9cemment accouch\u00e9 : La petite fille (sept ans) : \u00ab\u00a0Maman, comment tu … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12992"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12993,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12992\/revisions\/12993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}