{"id":17127,"date":"2013-08-14T20:30:49","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T19:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=17127"},"modified":"2024-12-26T16:42:50","modified_gmt":"2024-12-26T15:42:50","slug":"va-falloir-cravacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2013\/08\/14\/va-falloir-cravacher\/","title":{"rendered":"Va falloir cravacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Journ\u00e9e calme au boulot.<br \/>\nComme je temp\u00e9rais l&rsquo;imp\u00e9tuosit\u00e9 de la coll\u00e8gue qui me faisait office de bin\u00f4me, en tentant de lui expliquer que \u00e7a ne servait \u00e0 rien de se d\u00e9p\u00eacher de redescendre aussi t\u00f4t dans l&rsquo;usine, et que s&rsquo;il y avait eu un coup de bourre, on nous aurait d\u00e9j\u00e0 appel\u00e9s, elle a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 \u00e0 mon sujet quelque chose qui \u00e9tait en gros <em>\u00ab\u00a0Y a pas moyen de le bouger ces temps-ci\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>. Ce \u00e0 quoi la coll\u00e8gue qui sera ma bin\u00f4me vendredi (demain \u00e9tant f\u00e9ri\u00e9), qui se trouvait avec nous dans le bureau et qui fait de l&rsquo;attelage pendant ses loisirs, a r\u00e9pliqu\u00e9 : <em>\u00ab\u00a0Vendredi, j&rsquo;am\u00e8nerai ma cravache\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>.<br \/>\nPhrase malheureuse qui a \u00e9videmment aussit\u00f4t fait d\u00e9river la conversation vers des grivoiseries sado-maso (un peu comme la fois o\u00f9 mon adjointe m&rsquo;avait menac\u00e9 d&rsquo;une fess\u00e9e)&#8230;<br \/>\nJe lui ai dit de ne pas oublier ses cuissardes, j&rsquo;esp\u00e8re qu&rsquo;elle va y penser !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Journ\u00e9e calme au boulot. Comme je temp\u00e9rais l&rsquo;imp\u00e9tuosit\u00e9 de la coll\u00e8gue qui me faisait office de bin\u00f4me, en tentant de lui expliquer que \u00e7a ne servait \u00e0 rien de se d\u00e9p\u00eacher de redescendre aussi t\u00f4t dans l&rsquo;usine, et que s&rsquo;il &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2013\/08\/14\/va-falloir-cravacher\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[2055],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17128,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17127\/revisions\/17128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}