{"id":25277,"date":"2016-12-18T23:14:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-18T22:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=25277"},"modified":"2016-12-18T23:14:07","modified_gmt":"2016-12-18T22:14:07","slug":"ne-convient-pas-a-un-enfant-de-moins-de-36-mois-broadcasting-of-this-record-is-prohibited-no-dogs-allowed-e-pericoloso-sporgersi-eh-tete-de-nain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2016\/12\/18\/ne-convient-pas-a-un-enfant-de-moins-de-36-mois-broadcasting-of-this-record-is-prohibited-no-dogs-allowed-e-pericoloso-sporgersi-eh-tete-de-nain\/","title":{"rendered":"Ne convient pas \u00e0 un enfant de moins de 36 mois. Broadcasting of this record is prohibited. No dogs allowed. E pericoloso sporgersi, eh, t\u00eate de nain !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Les phrases incongrues en petits caract\u00e8res gliss\u00e9es dans un ours (ou ailleurs) ont fait le bonheur des lecteurs de revues de JdR francophones des ann\u00e9es &rsquo;80 et &rsquo;90. Mongoose s&rsquo;y met d\u00e9sormais aussi, avec ce pav\u00e9 \u00e9crit petit en bas de la quatri\u00e8me de couv&rsquo; du nouveau <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Central Supply Catalogue<\/span> :<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Some assembly required. Any resemblance to real Travellers, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Power packs not included. All models over 18 years of age. Subject to change without notice. No postage necessary if mailed in Sindal subsector. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Avoid contact with skin or fur. Sanitised for your protection. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of Walston. Use only in a well-ventilated area. No turbot unless otherwise specified. Your mileage may vary. Caveat emptor. Safety goggles may be required during use. Read only with proper ventilation. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, alien invasion, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, one of Andy&rsquo;s plans, broken antenna, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments, and incidents owing to a Type-S crash, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roofs, broken glass, mud slides, forest fires, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, particle beams, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">M&rsquo;demande s&rsquo;ils vont pouvoir continuer longtemps \u00e0 ce rythme : je crains qu&rsquo;ils ne tombent plus ou moins rapidement \u00e0 court d&rsquo;inspiration !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les phrases incongrues en petits caract\u00e8res gliss\u00e9es dans un ours (ou ailleurs) ont fait le bonheur des lecteurs de revues de JdR francophones des ann\u00e9es &rsquo;80 et &rsquo;90. Mongoose s&rsquo;y met d\u00e9sormais aussi, avec ce pav\u00e9 \u00e9crit petit en bas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2016\/12\/18\/ne-convient-pas-a-un-enfant-de-moins-de-36-mois-broadcasting-of-this-record-is-prohibited-no-dogs-allowed-e-pericoloso-sporgersi-eh-tete-de-nain\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,34],"tags":[227,472,41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25278,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25277\/revisions\/25278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}