{"id":31757,"date":"2020-03-05T00:05:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-04T23:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=31757"},"modified":"2020-03-05T00:06:26","modified_gmt":"2020-03-04T23:06:26","slug":"moronavirus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2020\/03\/05\/moronavirus\/","title":{"rendered":"Moronavirus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"justifier\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dorktower.com\/2020\/02\/20\/15108\/\">Ceci<\/a> m&rsquo;a amus\u00e9.<br>On ne peut pas en dire autant des r\u00e9actions de nos cong\u00e9n\u00e8res dans la vraie vie du monde r\u00e9el. Parait que le rayon huile d&rsquo;une des GMS locales a \u00e9t\u00e9 vid\u00e9, et quand j&rsquo;ai fait mes courses hier, celui du chocolat avait pris une sacr\u00e9e calotte, au point que je n&rsquo;y ai pas trouv\u00e9 ma marque habituelle (et suis donc reparti bredouille) : je ne pensais pourtant pas que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait consid\u00e9r\u00e9 comme un produit de premi\u00e8re n\u00e9cessit\u00e9&#8230;<br>Et la suspicion sur une de mes coll\u00e8gues n&rsquo;a finalement pas \u00e9t\u00e9 retenue par le corps m\u00e9dical. Rester deux semaines p\u00e9p\u00e8re \u00e0 la maison ne m&rsquo;aurait pourtant pas d\u00e9plu&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ceci m&rsquo;a amus\u00e9.On ne peut pas en dire autant des r\u00e9actions de nos cong\u00e9n\u00e8res dans la vraie vie du monde r\u00e9el. Parait que le rayon huile d&rsquo;une des GMS locales a \u00e9t\u00e9 vid\u00e9, et quand j&rsquo;ai fait mes courses hier, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2020\/03\/05\/moronavirus\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[200],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31758,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757\/revisions\/31758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}