{"id":33320,"date":"2020-10-28T22:54:37","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T21:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=33320"},"modified":"2020-10-28T22:54:37","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T21:54:37","slug":"mesures-pifometriques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2020\/10\/28\/mesures-pifometriques\/","title":{"rendered":"Mesures pifom\u00e9triques"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"justifier\">Confinement, mais en laissant les \u00e9coles ouvertes, alors qu&rsquo;on s&rsquo;\u00e9vertue \u00e0 expliquer qu&rsquo;elles jouent un r\u00f4le cl\u00e9 dans la propagation du virus au sein de la population&#8230; C&rsquo;est quoi cette (\u00e9ni\u00e8me) d\u00e9cision de guignols ? \u00c0 part la preuve que tout ce qu&rsquo;ils veulent, c&rsquo;est que les gens puissent continuer \u00e0 aller bosser, sans \u00eatre entrav\u00e9s par leurs gosses qu&rsquo;ils d\u00e9poseront \u00e0 la garderie r\u00e9publicaine.<br>Ou alors, c&rsquo;est pour permettre \u00e0 blanquer de maintenir quel qu&rsquo;en soit le prix \u00e0 payer sa rentr\u00e9e du 2 novembre, avec son hommage m\u00e9ticuleusement pr\u00e9par\u00e9 (mieux que les protocoles sanitaires, assur\u00e9ment).<br>Quand macron avait dit \u00e0 ses sbires <em>\u00ab\u00a0soyez fiers d&rsquo;\u00eatre des amateurs\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, je ne pensais pas qu&rsquo;il fallait prendre \u00e7a au pied de la lettre et comprendre <em>\u00ab\u00a0soyez fiers d&rsquo;\u00eatre des incapables\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"justifier\">Bon, c&rsquo;est pas tout \u00e7a mais demain va falloir que j&rsquo;aille chez la coiffeuse pour savoir si elle va rester ouverte cette fois-ci&#8230; Et heureusement que mes s\u00e9ances de kin\u00e9 tirent \u00e0 leur fin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confinement, mais en laissant les \u00e9coles ouvertes, alors qu&rsquo;on s&rsquo;\u00e9vertue \u00e0 expliquer qu&rsquo;elles jouent un r\u00f4le cl\u00e9 dans la propagation du virus au sein de la population&#8230; C&rsquo;est quoi cette (\u00e9ni\u00e8me) d\u00e9cision de guignols ? \u00c0 part la preuve que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2020\/10\/28\/mesures-pifometriques\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33321,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33320\/revisions\/33321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}