{"id":4577,"date":"2009-08-20T21:49:13","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T20:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=4577"},"modified":"2009-08-20T21:49:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T20:49:13","slug":"blague-de-saison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2009\/08\/20\/blague-de-saison\/","title":{"rendered":"Blague de saison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cet apr\u00e8me, j&rsquo;appelle le chauffagiste pour le rendez-vous d&rsquo;entretien annuel de ma chaudi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>Comme j&rsquo;explique \u00e0 la standardiste que je viens d&#8217;emm\u00e9nager, elle me demande, parlant de ladite chaudi\u00e8re : <em>\u00ab\u00a0Vous l&rsquo;avez allum\u00e9e ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Un tantinet amus\u00e9, je lui ai r\u00e9pondu qu&rsquo;en ce moment, vues les temp\u00e9ratures relev\u00e9es (51 \u00b0C en plein soleil hier dans une cour de ferme selon une coll\u00e8gue, dont je me demande quand m\u00eame si elle n&rsquo;a pas un tantinet exag\u00e9r\u00e9), je n&rsquo;avais pas franchement besoin de la faire fonctionner.<\/p>\n<p>Avant de lui confirmer quand m\u00eame que je m&rsquo;en servais bien pour la production d&rsquo;eau chaude&#8230;<br \/>\nC&rsquo;\u00e9tait juste que je trouvais sa question cocasse vues les circonstances.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cet apr\u00e8me, j&rsquo;appelle le chauffagiste pour le rendez-vous d&rsquo;entretien annuel de ma chaudi\u00e8re. Comme j&rsquo;explique \u00e0 la standardiste que je viens d&#8217;emm\u00e9nager, elle me demande, parlant de ladite chaudi\u00e8re : \u00ab\u00a0Vous l&rsquo;avez allum\u00e9e ?\u00a0\u00bb Un tantinet amus\u00e9, je lui ai &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2009\/08\/20\/blague-de-saison\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4577"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4580,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4577\/revisions\/4580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}