{"id":46587,"date":"2025-12-05T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=46587"},"modified":"2025-12-06T02:33:30","modified_gmt":"2025-12-06T01:33:30","slug":"fontaine-de-jouvence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2025\/12\/05\/fontaine-de-jouvence\/","title":{"rendered":"Fontaine de jouvence"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"justifier\">Tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure \u00e0 l&rsquo;usine, je tombe sur mon adjointe en train de nettoyer un mat\u00e9riel \u00e0 grande eau. Jusque l\u00e0, rien d&rsquo;\u00e9tonnant, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu. Mais comme je m&rsquo;\u00e9tonnais qu&rsquo;elle porte un \u00e9quipement de protection individuel dont elle n&rsquo;avait nul besoin pour cette op\u00e9ration, elle m&rsquo;a expliqu\u00e9 qu&rsquo;elle comptait le laver \u00e9galement <em>\u00ab\u00a0pour lui donner une nouvelle jeunesse\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> (ou peut-\u00eatre une deuxi\u00e8me jeunesse, je ne me souviens plus exactement). Comme le poids des ans se fait de plus en plus sentir, je lui ai demand\u00e9 si elle voulait bien faire de m\u00eame pour moi, mais h\u00e9las, elle a refus\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure \u00e0 l&rsquo;usine, je tombe sur mon adjointe en train de nettoyer un mat\u00e9riel \u00e0 grande eau. Jusque l\u00e0, rien d&rsquo;\u00e9tonnant, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu. Mais comme je m&rsquo;\u00e9tonnais qu&rsquo;elle porte un \u00e9quipement de protection individuel dont elle n&rsquo;avait nul &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2025\/12\/05\/fontaine-de-jouvence\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[2055],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46587"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46601,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46587\/revisions\/46601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}