{"id":49579,"date":"2026-09-12T21:53:20","date_gmt":"2026-09-12T20:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=49579"},"modified":"2026-09-12T21:53:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-12T20:53:20","slug":"du-gras-il-y-en-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2026\/09\/12\/du-gras-il-y-en-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Du gras, il y en a"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"justifier\">R\u00eav\u00e9 de JdR pendant ma sieste tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure.<br>J&rsquo;\u00e9tais MJ, je crois que je faisais jouer dans Laelith, et je pr\u00e9sentais un PNJ vraiment \u00e9norme en expliquant qu&rsquo;il faisait bien 200 kg. Mais \u00e7a paraissait peu aux joueurs, alors je corrigeais en montant \u00e0 300 kg, assortissant ma modification de la phrase classique du fromager :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-text-align-center is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Y en a un peu plus, je vous le mets quand m\u00eame ?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"justifier\">J&rsquo;\u00e9tais tellement content d&rsquo;avoir sorti cette connerie que je me suis empress\u00e9 de la noter pour mon recueil de phrases remarquables de parties, tout en \u00e9tant d\u00e9\u00e7u que \u00e7a n&rsquo;amuse pas mes joueurs&#8230;<br>(et au r\u00e9veil, j&rsquo;\u00e9tais aussi d\u00e9\u00e7u que \u00e7a n&rsquo;ait \u00e9t\u00e9 qu&rsquo;un r\u00eave et que je ne puisse donc pas augmenter ma collection de perles et autres bons mots&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>R\u00eav\u00e9 de JdR pendant ma sieste tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure.J&rsquo;\u00e9tais MJ, je crois que je faisais jouer dans Laelith, et je pr\u00e9sentais un PNJ vraiment \u00e9norme en expliquant qu&rsquo;il faisait bien 200 kg. Mais \u00e7a paraissait peu aux joueurs, alors je &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2026\/09\/12\/du-gras-il-y-en-a\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[472],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49579"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49584,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49579\/revisions\/49584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}