{"id":50226,"date":"2026-10-21T22:34:46","date_gmt":"2026-10-21T21:34:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=50226"},"modified":"2026-10-21T22:34:46","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T21:34:46","slug":"you-oughta-be-shot-or-stabbed-lose-a-leg-to-be-a-surgeon-you-know-know-the-kind-of-pain-youre-dealing-with-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2026\/10\/21\/you-oughta-be-shot-or-stabbed-lose-a-leg-to-be-a-surgeon-you-know-know-the-kind-of-pain-youre-dealing-with-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You oughta be shot, or stabbed, lose a leg&#8230; to be a surgeon. You know ? Know the kind of pain you&rsquo;re dealing with"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"justifier wp-block-paragraph\">La coll\u00e8gue qui m&rsquo;a bless\u00e9 hier s&rsquo;est inqui\u00e9t\u00e9e d&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de jeu ce matin de savoir si mon doigt n&rsquo;avait \u00ab\u00a0pas gonfl\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb.<br>Je lui ai r\u00e9pondu qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait tomb\u00e9 pendant la nuit.<br>Elle m&rsquo;a r\u00e9pliqu\u00e9 <em>\u00ab\u00a0Tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> sur un ton qui indiquait clairement qu&rsquo;elle n&rsquo;en pensait rien.<br>Je pense qu&rsquo;elle ne s&rsquo;en est toujours pas remise.<br>(apr\u00e8s, je lui ai dit qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait tout bleu, en lui montrant mon superbe pansement de cette couleur, mais \u00e7a c&rsquo;\u00e9tait effectivement moins amusant)<br>Et bien entendu, toute l&rsquo;usine l&rsquo;a charri\u00e9e avec \u00e7a aujourd&rsquo;hui.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La coll\u00e8gue qui m&rsquo;a bless\u00e9 hier s&rsquo;est inqui\u00e9t\u00e9e d&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de jeu ce matin de savoir si mon doigt n&rsquo;avait \u00ab\u00a0pas gonfl\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb.Je lui ai r\u00e9pondu qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait tomb\u00e9 pendant la nuit.Elle m&rsquo;a r\u00e9pliqu\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le\u00a0\u00bb sur un ton qui indiquait clairement &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2026\/10\/21\/you-oughta-be-shot-or-stabbed-lose-a-leg-to-be-a-surgeon-you-know-know-the-kind-of-pain-youre-dealing-with-2\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,34],"tags":[339],"class_list":["post-50226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boulot","category-rk","tag-firefly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50226"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50230,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50226\/revisions\/50230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}