{"id":8075,"date":"2010-07-06T17:56:28","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T16:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=8075"},"modified":"2010-07-06T17:56:28","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T16:56:28","slug":"les-oreilles-cest-comme-le-cul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2010\/07\/06\/les-oreilles-cest-comme-le-cul\/","title":{"rendered":"Les oreilles, c&rsquo;est comme le cul&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Faire un faux num\u00e9ro, \u00e7a arrive.<br \/>\n\u00c7a devrait arriver moins souvent \u00e0 notre \u00e9poque, o\u00f9 la plupart des t\u00e9l\u00e9phones affichent le num\u00e9ro en cours de composition, mais enfin, \u00e7a arrive quand m\u00eame.<\/p>\n<p>Faire un faux num\u00e9ro et m&rsquo;appeler par erreur pendant ma sieste, \u00e7a arrive.<br \/>\nTrop souvent \u00e0 mon go\u00fbt.<\/p>\n<p>Mais celui d&rsquo;aujourd&rsquo;hui \u00e9tait particuli\u00e8rement gratin\u00e9 :<br \/>\n<em>\u00ab\u00a0All\u00f4, Machin ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Non.<br \/>\n&#8211; C&rsquo;est toi, Machin ?<br \/>\n&#8211; NON ! Y a pas de Machin ici !<br \/>\n&#8211; Machin ?<br \/>\n&#8211; NON ! PUR\u00c9E ! ! !<br \/>\n&#8211; Mach&rsquo; ? Je t&rsquo;entends super mal&#8230; Je t&rsquo;appelle au sujet de &lt;blablabla&gt;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>L\u00e0, j&rsquo;en ai eu marre, alors je l&rsquo;ai laiss\u00e9 parler un peu, dans le vide.<br \/>\nMais comme je ne r\u00e9pondais plus, il a fini par raccrocher, un peu trop vite \u00e0 mon go\u00fbt finalement.<br \/>\nLe prochain qui me fait le coup, je pense que je vais me foutre de sa gueule, voire l&rsquo;insulter, juste pour voir.<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;ai horreur qu&rsquo;on me r\u00e9veille pendant ma sieste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faire un faux num\u00e9ro, \u00e7a arrive. \u00c7a devrait arriver moins souvent \u00e0 notre \u00e9poque, o\u00f9 la plupart des t\u00e9l\u00e9phones affichent le num\u00e9ro en cours de composition, mais enfin, \u00e7a arrive quand m\u00eame. Faire un faux num\u00e9ro et m&rsquo;appeler par erreur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2010\/07\/06\/les-oreilles-cest-comme-le-cul\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8075"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8077,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8075\/revisions\/8077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}