{"id":9456,"date":"2011-01-14T20:55:30","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T19:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/?p=9456"},"modified":"2011-01-14T20:55:30","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T19:55:30","slug":"dissuasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2011\/01\/14\/dissuasion\/","title":{"rendered":"Dissuasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mont\u00e9 au si\u00e8ge cet apr\u00e8me pour une r\u00e9union, j&rsquo;en ai profit\u00e9 pour ramener des fournitures diverses. Au moment de charger ma bagnole, mon chef, qui me donnait un coup de main pour la manutention, s&rsquo;est extasi\u00e9 devant la pelle \u00e0 neige rang\u00e9e dans le coffre du Tonnerre m\u00e9canique. Comme je lui expliquais que je la transportais depuis qu&rsquo;un hiver bien enneig\u00e9, je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais retrouv\u00e9 bloqu\u00e9 dans l&rsquo;all\u00e9e \u00e0 quelques m\u00e8tres de mon garage (j&rsquo;\u00e9tais descendu ouvrir la porte et je n&rsquo;ai pas pu repartir, du moins pas avant d&rsquo;\u00eatre all\u00e9 chercher une pelle dans ledit garage pour d\u00e9gager un peu les roues motrices), il m&rsquo;a lanc\u00e9 une r\u00e9flexion du genre :<br \/>\n<em>\u00ab\u00a0Et je suis s\u00fbr que depuis, vous n&rsquo;en avez jamais eu besoin !\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ce \u00e0 quoi je lui ai r\u00e9torqu\u00e9 du tac au tac :<br \/>\n<em>\u00ab\u00a0Vous voyez bien que c&rsquo;est efficace !\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mont\u00e9 au si\u00e8ge cet apr\u00e8me pour une r\u00e9union, j&rsquo;en ai profit\u00e9 pour ramener des fournitures diverses. Au moment de charger ma bagnole, mon chef, qui me donnait un coup de main pour la manutention, s&rsquo;est extasi\u00e9 devant la pelle \u00e0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/2011\/01\/14\/dissuasion\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[558],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9456"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9457,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9456\/revisions\/9457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.bl0rg.net\/imaginos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}